A word-vomit assembly line of big picture perspiration, Dan stubbornly goes out of his way to drown out logic and reason. He mixes story chemicals with no regard for structural consequences, then runs out the back door when the lab explodes and lets Jose clean up the mess.


Dan was born in Chicago and lives in Colorado. To keep his soul tethered to the midwest, he grills on a Weber, reminds himself daily the Cubs won the World Series, and gives anyone a scathing glare when told generically exploitive chain restaurants offer anything other than warm, deep-dish hamster trash.